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80's 'If Assholes Could Fly' T-Shirt

Nicely sun bleached T-Shirt from the 80s with a sharp sense of humour

Features a winged Top Gun style print to the chest which reads 'If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport'. Softly worn black cotton/poly shirt which has faded to charcoal, super lightweight with warm sun bleaching to the shoulders and a couple of light marks. The print remains strong and clear

50% Cotton 50% Polyester. Made in USA by Tee Swing

Tagged M, fits a modern S/M

Pit to Pit - 18”

Top of Collar to Hem - 26”